(Source: idontlikeyourturtlepuppet)
My name is Kara. You're welcome to speak to me anytime.
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
(Source: asmallsandstorm)
PETITION TO GET MISHA ON GRAHAM NORTON
I just really want to see him deal with the red chair people.
(Source: thelordofthepotatoes)
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
This is me at family functions…
This is me everywhere
(Source: matthewinaditch)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
(Source: whiscash)
awkward Hannibal conversations 8/??
this is exactly how i remember it
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.
(Source: samwiseg)
Just because ………
